Muse Magazine

Saturday, January 13, 2007

SOUNDS: If Our Life Had a Soundtrack


















Scene 1: The camera rolls over a group of girls sitting around a table at a trendy sushi bar. It’s 5:30 pm on a Saturday. One of the girls fans her hand around showing off a fat engagement ring. Everyone “oohs” and “ahhs” over the new bling.

“Ride Around Shining” The Clipse


The climactic buildup: The group grows silent once the bride-to-be reveals a photo of the bridesmaid gowns they are to wear. It’s a fuchsia, satin concoction with lace trimming and white gloves. Oh the horror!

“This Must Be Hell” Horace Andy f. Headly Bennett



The resolution: The waitress comes over with a tray of piping hot green tea that spills all over the picture of the horrendous gown, reducing it to an inky, wilted mess. The girls try to hide their relief.

“Green Tea Power” Flyamsam
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